You have the chance to guide him to light and get him to heaven.
Simple elegant controls. Annoying tap action.
A must play for quick time killing fun. Challenge the laws of physics , use the accelerometer and race to the skies.
*** Get it now , try it , don't disappoint your kid ***
Please Note: The kid in this game is actually an innocent little new born turd fresh out of the oven and he cries a lot too , especially when he jumps or catches fire !
A Christmas Turd's Story
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